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A responsible applicant

Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every timeanything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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What does it mean when the flag at the…

What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half mast? They’re hiring.

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The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…

The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look … Continue reading

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It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back ofhis leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way.”And just where have you been until … Continue reading

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Proffessional Acquantance

A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical duringintermission. A blonde shimmied by that had to have had what there was of her evening gown … Continue reading

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