Category Archives: Women Jokes

Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.”His buddy … Continue reading →

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A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.The genie said, “OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is … Continue reading →

Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.

I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like her! Smells like her!So i took her home my father doesn’t like her!?!!

10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits

Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!

Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds.7)

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies. At the funeral, … Continue reading →