Category Archives: Situations

Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?” Other man, “Bloody hell, no!”First man, “Want to come camping?”

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she would send someone outright away.”Where do you live?” asked the operator.Bubba replied, “At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.”The operator asked, “Can you spell that for me?”There … Continue reading →

The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I see your license and registration, bub?”, the cop inquired.”But officer,” the fellow started, “I can explain…””Shut yer trap, bub!” snapped the officer. “You’re going downtownand sit … Continue reading →

Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She evenmanaged to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before … Continue reading →

Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasawaiting his arrival. She begged him to stay and cuddle with her on the couch.Santa declined, saying “Ho-ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents, you … Continue reading →

A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak in a soft and steady voice over the loud-speakersystem. “Listen to the sound of my voice…”, he kept repeating, “the soundof my voice… … Continue reading →

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As they meet, one man looks at the otherknowingly, points at his foot and says, “Vietnam, 1969.” The other hooks his thumb behind … Continue reading →

A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose. He was very self concious about his … Continue reading →

There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-an-hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes thedrink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.The poor man … Continue reading →

A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to fix somedrinks. As he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase … Continue reading →