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POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes For an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the northern hemispheresummer solstice, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of thereligious persuasion … Continue reading →

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips…

Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub withbrightly colored machine tools.

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never in a day?The letter “E”Sent by T. JONES