Category Archives: Men Jokes

As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please … Continue reading →

Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?

Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and I’m afraid your going to die” Says the Doctor. The Man asks “How long do I have to live?” “Ten”, replies the Doctor. “What the hell … Continue reading →

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.”Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while … Continue reading →

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the … Continue reading →

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I’m late. I was playing with Mypenis.- I’m sorry, Officer. I didn’t … Continue reading →

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. “Simply put in a sample … Continue reading →

What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.

Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!

1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don’t we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It’s more fun to look at. 7. Make it … Continue reading →