Category Archives: Golf Jokes

Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It’s still your turn!

Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it!

Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swinging.Oxymoron: an easy par three.A hack: when your divot flies further than your ball.Bad golfer: someone who can take strokes off his game only with … Continue reading →

Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards. He turned to the pro and asked, “What did I do wrong?”The pro replied, “Loft.”The next golfer … Continue reading →

Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they’re stroke-challenged!

Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the first friend, “I can always tell who the golfers are in church.””How’s that?” asked his friend.”It’s easy,” he said. “Just look at who is praying with … Continue reading →