Category Archives: Funny Jokes

A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all said, “So, where y’all from?” The Wisconsin girl said, “From a place where they know better … Continue reading →

You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.

Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your whole family came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!”

Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you learn anything in history class?

You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!

Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted,

I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.

You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed

Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.

Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just your head.