Category Archives: Computers

Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don’t forgetsome ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top ofyour list. Soon, … Continue reading →

THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It’s so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found outfrom you that … Continue reading →

An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have any programming experience, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this virus to everyone … Continue reading →

Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operatedflawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband … Continue reading →

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that never goes down on you.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals

Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says, ‘you can’t run Windows 95 on yourold, slow 386. Everyone knows that you need at least a fast 486 with aminimum of 16 megs of memory … Continue reading →

We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks tothe internet, we know this is not true.

Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that to be really successful on the Internet you have to workwith UNIX.

I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I’m betting the baby will be late.