Category Archives: Clean Jokes

So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOLAnd… LOL…the chicken goes …LOL…Moo!LOL(why would a chicken say moo!?!) ….

Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.And Satan created McDonald’s, and McDonald’s brought forth the $3.20 double-cheeseburger, and … Continue reading →

Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat … Continue reading →

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven … Continue reading →

1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 3. You start kissing the portraits on the wall. 4. You see your underwear hanging from the … Continue reading →

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!

You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.

A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a … Continue reading →

An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery. The old man wrote a letter to … Continue reading →