Category Archives: Blonds

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.The cop asked to see the blonde’s driver’s license. She dug through herpurse and … Continue reading →

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! IfI get corned beef and cabbage one more time … Continue reading →

Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.

Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.

Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.

What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her head.

Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other side.

Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, “Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!”The girls stop and look at each other. “Well I suppose we could always eat the third one!”

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop … Continue reading →