Category Archives: At Work

The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always5 finishes … Continue reading →

Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy: Seven!Tester: No, listen carefully again. If I give you … Continue reading →

Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach her and tell her: “I am very good in bed”. That is Direct Marketing.You are at a party with a group … Continue reading →

Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend, “Last week was one of the worst weeks of my entire life.””What happened?” asks Birnbaum.Goldstein moans, “My wife and I went to Florida on … Continue reading →

***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take placeon December 23, starting at noon, in the banquet room at Luigi’s Open PitBarbecue. No-host … Continue reading →

The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, Iknow we had a wild fling for a while, but that’s over. I expectyou to … Continue reading →

A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?” Feeling his wife’s gaze upon him, … Continue reading →

Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy. “I certainly don’t want to frighten you into a decision,”he announced, standing up to leave … “Please sleep on it tonight, … Continue reading →

The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants — one of which would get the job.The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstateNew York. A nice young man, … Continue reading →

Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the freshly painted wall. The next day, she says to the painter, “You wanna see wheremy husband put his hand last night?” He sighs … Continue reading →