Author Archives: chandan

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got madand stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came backcompletely naked execpt for a lemon between her … Continue reading →

A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girlfriend he’d have it fixed in no time. However as it was very cold his hands kept getting cold. He askedhis girl if he could … Continue reading →

A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was aboutto storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:Before you leave, … Continue reading →

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shoprather intimidated, but the girls took charge to help him. “What color?” they asked. He settled for white. “How much … Continue reading →

A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth pulled. Idon’t want gas or Novocain because I’m ina terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth asquickly as possible.” You’re a brave woman said the dentist. Now,show … Continue reading →

John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end says, “This is Susan. We met a partyabout 3 months ago.”John: “Hmm… Susan? about 3 months ago?”Susan: “Yes, it was at Bill’s house. After the party … Continue reading →

One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next door. He was also quick to noticethat the woman liked to sunbathe in the back yard, usuallyin a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair … Continue reading →

Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the third week in a row, it was raining too hard to play.Bill: Well, Bob, what do you want to do now?Bob: Darts?Bill: Nah.Bob: Shoot some pool?Bill: … Continue reading →

Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put in it?Wife: You wear briefs, don’t you?