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A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccups. The warden says, “Do you have any lastrequests?” The guy says, “(hic) Yeah… (hic) could you please do (hic)could you please … Continue reading →

A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals. The city boy headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed … Continue reading →

This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed by, she asked one girl what the lineup was for. the girl shrugged and said, jokingly, “cough drops” and snickered.Just then … Continue reading →

The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m sorry to have to tell you this, Mr. Jones, but apparently your child was born with no arms, only one leg, and teeth that project six … Continue reading →

I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from behind a dumpster. Two thugswere trying to steal an old lady’s handbag, but sheputting up a Hell of a fight and wouldn’t let go. I wondered … Continue reading →

Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room isn’t working, so he bolts downto use the lobby Men’s Room, but all of the stalls areoccupied, so he runs … Continue reading →

The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a rest Tontoplaced his ear to the ground and listened. “Buffalo come,” remarked Tonto. “How can you tell, Tonto?” asked the Lone … Continue reading →