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A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…

A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around … Continue reading

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Ouch

“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed.”Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster. As we came up to the top … Continue reading

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A man stops by a diner at noon…

A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of coffee. The waitress, who is very busy, gives him his coffee and rushes off to help … Continue reading

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A responsible applicant

Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every timeanything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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What does it mean when the flag at the…

What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half mast? They’re hiring.

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The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…

The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look … Continue reading

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It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back ofhis leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way.”And just where have you been until … Continue reading

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Legion Camel #1

A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won’t budge.The woman stops and says, “Captain! Do you need some help … Continue reading

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Grape and Elephant

Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine.

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Racoon Joke

Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a car.

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